|accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago|
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
G U Y S
we could have had a singing career.
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
people who are talented and also good looking and also have great personalities
*fucks something serious up*
me: shit my bad
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."